92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch/Hollister decided that breathing wasn't cool! Put this on your profile if you would in the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!
95% of girls ... would die if The Jonas Brothers decide that living was "uncool"
99% of teens would die if Twilight decided that breathing was "uncool"
50% of girls would swear off Twilight if Robert Patinson got married
PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU WOULD STAY LIVING!
rest in peace danny